Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8143 | 2021-09-08 21:32:56 | 75.66 | 96% |
| 5648 | 2020-07-23 19:24:24 | 71.41 | 96% |
| 1945 | 2020-04-24 17:01:28 | 69.07 | 96% |