Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9347 | 2022-09-28 16:21:35 | 55.59 | 97% |
| 5196 | 2021-10-27 15:21:08 | 60.20 | 98% |
| 4217 | 2021-10-01 18:18:41 | 60.75 | 97% |
| 3018 | 2021-09-04 10:12:07 | 35.08 | 96% |
| 132 | 2021-07-12 07:23:25 | 44.01 | 91% |