Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7715 | 2024-04-02 03:38:50 | 118.25 | 96.5% |
| 5214 | 2018-07-14 00:24:35 | 100.64 | 96% |
| 4589 | 2018-06-22 23:15:10 | 90.33 | 96% |