Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9446 | 2021-07-01 16:32:59 | 89.95 | 97% |
| 5140 | 2021-03-19 12:57:46 | 73.69 | 96% |