Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2101 | 2017-02-08 19:13:23 | 73.61 | 90% |
| 1197 | 2017-01-14 05:17:24 | 96.06 | 97% |