Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 24984 | 2021-01-14 00:36:28 | 109.15 | 98% |
| 18881 | 2020-07-09 03:26:19 | 98.38 | 98% |
| 12059 | 2020-02-11 02:42:05 | 99.50 | 96% |
| 843 | 2019-05-12 20:23:43 | 71.62 | 95% |