Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 956 | 2019-09-23 15:09:46 | 33.60 | 97% |
| 578 | 2019-08-27 17:32:02 | 37.26 | 96% |