Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 784 | 2021-10-05 16:23:50 | 90.22 | 95% |
| 559 | 2021-10-02 19:05:39 | 73.01 | 93% |