Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1205 | 2017-05-17 02:31:41 | 37.19 | 90% |
| 967 | 2017-05-09 13:58:02 | 42.13 | 93% |