Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1020 | 2017-01-26 23:44:06 | 94.13 | 97% |
| 987 | 2017-01-26 22:00:46 | 96.94 | 98% |