Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10306 | 2023-08-09 07:33:53 | 86.75 | 94% |
| 9719 | 2023-07-01 18:22:12 | 88.37 | 94% |
| 8054 | 2023-05-05 12:10:21 | 80.12 | 94% |
| 3847 | 2023-01-05 10:11:39 | 58.28 | 95% |
| 86 | 2022-11-12 14:00:26 | 40.18 | 93% |