Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1915 | 2022-09-10 12:26:05 | 73.66 | 95% |
| 1475 | 2022-03-01 15:53:30 | 71.83 | 95% |