Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1691 | 2017-08-07 03:20:39 | 80.53 | 99% |
| 457 | 2017-01-26 19:31:24 | 79.18 | 97% |
| 447 | 2017-01-26 06:23:41 | 75.43 | 97% |