Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8930 | 2022-12-21 00:55:23 | 62.28 | 95% |
| 4824 | 2022-07-24 15:10:19 | 56.11 | 92% |
| 2350 | 2022-05-26 02:52:58 | 49.14 | 92% |