Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3819 | 2018-01-09 00:56:14 | 101.41 | 97% |
| 2270 | 2017-09-02 22:51:39 | 102.77 | 97% |
| 2074 | 2017-07-21 10:50:00 | 85.44 | 96% |
| 1872 | 2017-07-07 03:28:17 | 107.50 | 98% |
| 1418 | 2017-06-20 19:11:20 | 89.79 | 98% |