Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 278 | 2021-11-30 17:50:35 | 115.74 | 98% |
| 109 | 2020-10-14 22:35:58 | 106.35 | 97% |