Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2153 | 2018-11-10 05:25:30 | 52.43 | 93% |
| 1979 | 2018-11-07 00:26:55 | 57.22 | 96% |