Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3570 | 2021-03-06 07:43:50 | 70.98 | 99% |
| 1810 | 2019-11-01 12:29:09 | 60.79 | 96% |