Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11031 | 2023-02-10 16:11:01 | 91.51 | 96% |
| 9506 | 2022-09-22 13:02:40 | 87.59 | 95% |
| 9238 | 2022-07-28 10:53:18 | 93.19 | 96% |
| 3723 | 2021-09-24 09:39:56 | 80.45 | 95% |
| 2626 | 2021-03-01 14:30:38 | 73.13 | 94% |