Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 936 | 2023-02-11 16:50:04 | 45.69 | 96% |
| 400 | 2023-01-05 15:35:20 | 38.40 | 93% |