Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6379 | 2023-08-11 12:50:47 | 74.72 | 96% |
| 5611 | 2022-04-17 08:51:30 | 79.52 | 98% |