Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 58701 | 2022-03-03 07:25:03 | 84.25 | 98% |
| 57762 | 2021-12-25 06:04:43 | 83.83 | 98% |
| 51635 | 2021-03-30 12:02:33 | 92.10 | 100% |
| 46742 | 2020-12-17 06:57:55 | 77.54 | 96% |
| 42721 | 2020-11-06 11:03:49 | 73.85 | 97% |
| 32260 | 2020-04-19 09:02:22 | 91.42 | 98% |
| 25315 | 2019-12-25 07:39:19 | 70.02 | 96% |
| 23841 | 2019-12-11 15:52:55 | 80.95 | 97% |
| 10546 | 2019-04-04 07:20:25 | 71.19 | 96% |
| 6627 | 2019-02-27 16:01:58 | 60.66 | 97% |
| 1202 | 2018-11-30 15:29:15 | 63.57 | 96% |
| 691 | 2018-11-23 04:27:30 | 55.38 | 98% |