Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1083 | 2023-02-01 20:39:51 | 85.47 | 96% |
| 974 | 2023-01-22 21:52:32 | 90.95 | 98% |