Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2415 | 2023-08-09 00:44:13 | 65.89 | 98% |
| 2095 | 2023-08-02 07:50:23 | 71.97 | 99% |
| 994 | 2023-07-18 05:07:28 | 67.33 | 98% |
| 913 | 2023-07-17 00:32:35 | 64.95 | 98% |
| 897 | 2023-07-16 12:58:21 | 60.09 | 97% |
| 447 | 2021-06-28 12:03:45 | 55.55 | 96% |