Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 828 | 2020-07-01 21:47:57 | 57.16 | 96% |
| 226 | 2020-06-05 05:12:23 | 53.42 | 95% |