Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4344 | 2022-11-07 12:37:48 | 91.14 | 97% |
| 2582 | 2021-06-06 15:01:46 | 92.58 | 100% |