Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3825 | 2019-06-11 18:44:53 | 92.43 | 98% |
| 389 | 2018-11-10 01:48:37 | 63.08 | 97% |