Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12223 | 2022-10-22 08:59:35 | 71.17 | 97% |
| 9999 | 2021-03-27 09:12:27 | 64.07 | 96% |
| 9246 | 2021-02-21 06:30:27 | 51.45 | 93.8% |