Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4513 | 2019-12-25 02:47:12 | 89.76 | 96% |
| 4512 | 2019-12-25 02:45:46 | 94.69 | 98% |
| 2024 | 2018-10-16 21:48:23 | 85.99 | 96% |