Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2283 | 2021-03-21 11:28:23 | 89.43 | 99% |
| 1156 | 2021-03-03 20:08:01 | 99.79 | 100% |