Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2361 | 2023-02-25 18:56:27 | 89.03 | 97% |
| 1266 | 2022-05-08 21:17:13 | 84.99 | 97% |