Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 506 | 2017-12-18 14:20:12 | 56.85 | 95% |
| 460 | 2017-12-15 13:12:15 | 57.83 | 96% |