Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13632 | 2022-02-21 02:37:48 | 90.71 | 97% |
| 13374 | 2021-12-17 15:24:17 | 72.99 | 95% |
| 12160 | 2021-10-02 10:50:25 | 91.26 | 97% |
| 7452 | 2021-02-14 06:44:01 | 76.72 | 95.9% |
| 874 | 2020-07-03 17:56:26 | 58.05 | 94% |
| 866 | 2020-07-03 17:45:58 | 62.73 | 94% |