Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3579 | 2023-06-11 06:32:12 | 73.40 | 95% |
| 2997 | 2022-12-01 14:32:24 | 82.17 | 95% |
| 2507 | 2022-05-13 14:33:28 | 85.44 | 97% |
| 2131 | 2021-10-28 20:27:01 | 96.13 | 98% |
| 780 | 2021-03-17 23:32:49 | 66.84 | 94% |