Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15522 | 2017-07-02 03:26:23 | 93.14 | 99% |
| 15306 | 2017-05-27 03:46:48 | 82.91 | 94% |
| 14775 | 2017-03-24 02:42:58 | 91.69 | 95% |
| 14492 | 2017-03-11 20:55:36 | 86.19 | 93% |
| 13933 | 2017-02-02 01:59:11 | 86.55 | 94% |