Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11934 | 2022-09-06 19:43:52 | 86.08 | 98% |
| 9052 | 2022-01-24 08:57:25 | 70.02 | 97% |
| 9011 | 2022-01-24 06:41:19 | 65.27 | 96% |