Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 107 | 2017-07-01 18:47:08 | 35.59 | 94% |
| 11 | 2017-06-22 17:20:36 | 40.35 | 98% |