Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3058 | 2021-10-04 17:40:33 | 74.50 | 98% |
| 2599 | 2021-03-08 15:53:29 | 91.85 | 98% |