Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1742 | 2017-03-03 14:46:17 | 89.87 | 97% |
| 629 | 2017-01-31 00:06:20 | 81.50 | 89% |
| 27 | 2017-01-20 15:37:17 | 85.37 | 95% |