Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3703 | 2019-02-18 22:23:19 | 144.09 | 98% |
| 2434 | 2018-07-13 02:49:27 | 121.56 | 98% |