Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2329 | 2022-03-09 20:09:23 | 64.63 | 96% |
| 389 | 2021-12-19 10:40:59 | 64.39 | 95% |