Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 874 | 2023-02-01 08:09:43 | 87.86 | 96% |
| 510 | 2023-01-19 10:55:52 | 71.09 | 97% |