Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15979 | 2022-01-30 08:00:10 | 99.97 | 98% |
| 15465 | 2021-09-03 06:01:43 | 81.19 | 96% |
| 11328 | 2020-03-01 00:55:14 | 72.41 | 97% |
| 5609 | 2019-01-08 17:47:42 | 69.79 | 96% |
| 3165 | 2018-10-30 14:31:36 | 63.40 | 97% |