Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6827 | 2023-05-09 16:56:23 | 116.25 | 99% |
| 2804 | 2021-09-28 14:38:16 | 90.49 | 97% |
| 2643 | 2021-09-19 19:14:16 | 84.84 | 96% |
| 743 | 2020-11-26 21:36:41 | 99.47 | 97% |