Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14902 | 2023-10-09 09:20:52 | 96.99 | 97.5% |
| 13950 | 2023-07-20 00:11:40 | 102.34 | 98% |
| 13145 | 2023-06-29 10:22:31 | 94.59 | 96% |
| 11958 | 2022-03-29 08:56:07 | 85.11 | 96% |
| 6390 | 2018-05-27 11:20:27 | 79.38 | 97% |