Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1883 | 2022-11-15 00:04:09 | 105.44 | 100% |
| 1446 | 2020-11-26 07:23:47 | 87.19 | 97% |