Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1040 | 2018-03-02 08:56:25 | 81.39 | 98% |
| 44 | 2017-12-13 08:22:09 | 57.88 | 96% |