Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1506 | 2022-07-04 11:55:17 | 59.63 | 97% |
| 1318 | 2022-06-29 17:08:09 | 71.81 | 99% |