Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 21800 | 2021-10-23 17:32:41 | 50.30 | 98% |
| 15996 | 2021-03-27 17:19:28 | 52.67 | 98% |
| 14827 | 2021-03-06 18:30:06 | 55.84 | 97% |
| 2828 | 2017-07-15 18:25:59 | 49.33 | 95% |
| 1477 | 2017-05-07 18:37:35 | 47.67 | 94% |
| 647 | 2017-03-16 08:44:09 | 48.88 | 97% |