Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2057 | 2021-10-30 07:33:40 | 69.83 | 98% |
| 1233 | 2017-06-16 09:25:13 | 68.33 | 99% |